uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

junkiechurch:

junkiechurch:

master has snatched dobbys wig

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet

Up in the club like

airlesscell:

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

violentwavesofemotion:

“I am simply fed up with winter.”

— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. April 1962

thebootydiaries:

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food

girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

shucktsubo:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

ginger-ale-official:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

audrey-scorne:

oh so i’m a “gatekeeper” just because i own this gate and won’t open it unless you bribe me or solve my riddles three?